If it’s just for yourself, or you are bringing a trio along with you, this nice studio has just enough space for your needs. This room has a queen size bed with a twin size blanket sling, coffee maker, mini-fridge, flat screen TV, DVD player no cable, hangers, chairs, pillows, ceiling fans, lights, front door, locks, toilet and microwave. The bathroom has a walk-in shower.
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Air conditioning individually controlled in room
Ceiling fan
Microwave
Refrigerator
02) Studio
If its just for yourself, or you are bringing someone along with you, this nice studio has the perfect amount of space for your needs. This room has a queen size bed, sling, coffee maker, mini-fridge, flat screen TV, DVD player and microwave. The bathroom has a walk-in shower.
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per night
Air conditioning individually controlled in room
Ceiling fan
Microwave
Refrigerator
03) Studio
If it’s just for you, or you’re bringing home a “new friend” from the clubs, this studio offers exactly the right amount of space—nothing more, nothing less, and honestly, probably not less.
Inside, you’ll find a queen-size bed, a sling (because of course), a coffee maker for those early regrets, a mini-fridge, a small flat screen TV, DVD player with no cable—so you can enjoy the timeless experience of choosing from your own collection—and a microwave for whatever passes as food at 3 a.m.
The bathroom includes a walk-in shower, perfect for resetting after… life choices.
Truly a refined, thoughtfully curated stay.
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Air conditioning individually controlled in room
Ceiling fan
Microwave
Refrigerator
04) Suite with Kitchen
Imagine having a whole cottage to yourself, no noisy neighbor on either side of you. To make it better, you have a pool view, so you don’t miss out on any of the fun being had. Large living space, and a very comfortable queen size bed. Also equipped with a coffee maker, full sized fridge, breakfast table, stove in the kitchen, and a relaxing sofa and flat screen TV in the living room, this room could be your home away from home.
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Air conditioning individually controlled in room
Ceiling fan
Microwave
Refrigerator
05) Suite with Playroom
Picture this: a private little cottage all to yourself, with “peace and quiet” thoughtfully replaced by lively neighbors on both sides.
To really elevate the experience, you’ve got a pool view—so you can stay fully connected to all the action without ever leaving your room.
Inside, you’ll find a thoughtfully curated layout: a dedicated “play room” complete with a sling, a spacious living area, and a queen bed that confidently sits against the wall like it’s making the best of things.
The space also comes equipped with a slightly temperamental coffee maker, a fridge, breakfast table, stove, and a sofa paired with a flat screen TV perched on two modest little tables—because stability is overrated anyway.
Truly a home away from home… just, you know, not quite the one in the photo above.
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Air conditioning individually controlled in room
Ceiling fan
Microwave
Refrigerator
06) Studio with Kitchen
Imagine having a whole cottage completely to yourself—no noisy neighbors on either side to “enhance” your stay.
To top it off, you’ve got a pool view, so you won’t miss a moment of the fun happening out there while you’re in here.
Inside, there’s a generously sized living space, a queen bed that confidently leans into the “it’s fine” aesthetic, and all the essentials you could ask for.
You’ll find a coffee maker, full-size fridge, breakfast table, stove, a sofa and flat screen TV in the living room, plus a sling, bathroom, and night tables—because everything has its place… more or less.
And yes, this could absolutely be your home away from home.
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Air conditioning individually controlled in room
Ceiling fan
Microwave
Refrigerator
Private bathroom
07) Studio with Kitchen
Two-room studio with queen-size bed and comfortable seating area with a flat screen TV. The kitchen has a refrigerator, microwave, stove and a coffee maker. The large bathroom has a shower (no tub). As with all the rooms, there is a sling.
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Air conditioning individually controlled in room
Ceiling fan
Microwave
Refrigerator
08) Studio
If its just for yourself, or you are bringing someone along with you, these nice studios have the perfect amount of space for your needs. Each of these rooms have sling in them, coffee maker, mini-fridge, and microwave.
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per night
Air conditioning individually controlled in room
Ceiling fan
Microwave
Refrigerator
09) Studio
Whether it’s just for you, or you’re bringing along some rough trade for company, this studio offers a modest amount of space to meet your needs.
Inside you’ll find a queen-size bed, sling, coffee maker, mini-fridge, flat screen TV, DVD player, and microwave—just don’t expect cable to join the lineup.
The bathroom features a walk-in shower with some “character-building” broken tile.
Nothing quite says “home sweet home” like this.
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Air conditioning individually controlled in room
Ceiling fan
Microwave
Refrigerator
10) Studio with Kitchen
A cozy two-room studio featuring a queen-size bed and a comfortable seating area with a flat screen TV—perfect for winding down after a long day.
The kitchen comes fully equipped with a refrigerator, microwave, stove, and a coffee maker that adds a bit of unpredictability to your morning routine.
The large bathroom includes a shower with a uniquely “textured” floor design (no tub included).
And, as with all rooms, you’ll also find a sling—because consistency matters.
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per night
Air conditioning individually controlled in room
Ceiling fan
Microwave
Refrigerator
11) Dungeon
A full private cottage experience, offering complete privacy—and a strong commitment to a very specific adult theme throughout.
Inside you’ll find a full kitchen and living room, giving you all the basics needed to settle in and stay awhile.
The standout feature is the dedicated adult play room, designed entirely around kink-focused use. It’s bold, intentional, and definitely not trying to hide what it is. The centerpiece is a motorcycle display that sets the tone… mostly by not working at all, just existing as décor with confidence issues.
WiFi is also included, and it enjoys operating at its own pace, when it feels emotionally ready.
The bedroom includes a queen-size bed, rusted night tables, and jalousie windows that keep the airflow consistent whether you asked for it or not.
A full cottage stay with personality—heavy on atmosphere, light on reliability.